Friday jokes!

Dear laughing patrons! The summer is filled with sun and this wet thing that sometimes drips from those grey phenomena up in the skies. The summer is also full of laughter and therefore perfect to laugh a little more. We hope you have a great weekend and that we'll see you in fine spirits in the library on Monday, at 8:15 am!!

Why can't you go to the biggest library in the world?
- Because it is booked!

How do libraries keep the books warm?
- Put the in book covers.

What do you get when you mix a librarian and a lawyer?
- All the information in the world but you won't understand a thing.

What do librarians use when fishing?
- Book worms.

A woman comes to the library and asks for a glass of milk.
- This is a library!
Then the woman whispers: Sorry ... a glass of milk, please.

What does the librarian do before going on vacation?
- Books a room.

Librarian: Can I help?
Patron: Yes, I'm looking for a book about ...
Librarian: Being psychic?
Patron: No.
Librarian: Ah, this will work one day!

Why is it hard to get date with a librarian?
- They are always booked!

How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
- 645.5