Friday humour

Dear patrons! 16 days till Christmas and hopefully you won't forget to smile as much as you can. Maybe because a good library book or something funny ...

So, we decided to give you something to smile about, instead of the quiz, which will most likely return in one week!

Have a great weekend! And remember to follow our event calendar!

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Why is it so cold over Christmas?
- Because it's in Decembrrrrrrr....

What do you get when you meet a snowman who's a vampire?
- Frost bite

What do snowmen eat?
- Icebergers

What do you call Santa Claus with ear muffs?
- Anything you'd like, because he can't hear you!

Why was the candy cane so expensive?
- It was in mint condition

Why are Christmas trees bad at sowing?
- The needles keep falling

Where does Santa Claus stay on his vacation?
- At ho-ho-ho-tels

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
- Lost

What is red and white and goes up and down?
- Santa Claus stuck in an elevator

What do you call an old snowman?
- Water

What do you call an elf that can sing?
- A wrapper

How does Christmas Day end?
- With the letter y

„Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?“
„No, we'll be having the usual turkey!“

„I told Santa Claus you've been very good and nice this year, and he hasn't stopped laughing!“

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